Friday, 13 August 2010

Two Mathematical Jokes

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." Each next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.


Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat – you forgot to add the c!

Hilarious.

Note to laymen: You need to be quite familiar with advanced math to understand these jokes. So do not panic if you find yourself scratching your head over this one.
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